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Jan. 1st, 2020

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Introduction!

Welcome.
This is my pretty-much-permanent introduction post, geared towards those who are not habitual LiveJournal users -- family friends, relatives, ex-professors, people who get my mommy's Christmas letter etc. LJers please comment to this post, so I know who reads it!

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If you have read more than three or four of my musings, I'd love it if you just posted a comment to this entry. Tell me a bit about yourself, if you like, especially if you think I might not be 100% sure who you are, or know you only online. Or tell me why you bothered to visit my LiveJournal. Or just say hi. Or post a silly picture or link. Or whatever. I'm interested in who reads this nonsense.

If you are here because someone told you about my writings about my stay in Karachi, you want to go to
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to begin from the beginning. Which is a nice place to begin. From there, there's a little row of five icons above the writing; keep clicking on the right-hand one, the arrow, to go to the next chronological entry.

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Nov. 2nd, 2009

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Weekend redux

I had the Scarlett-o'Hara-y-est of red off-the-shoulder ballgowns in my Halloween costume, along with fangs, red elbow-length gloves, and an awesome top hat.

I kissed a boy. He then requested I put the fangs back in before we kissed some more. That is kind of awesome. I also have kissed three girls this weekend. I believe the phrase 'I win' applies here.

A Viking costume's sheepskin cloak was added to my red dress and fangs, upon which I was told I looked "fucking METAL."  This made me happy, and I proceeded to demand that someone bring me the heads of my enemies - or failing that, Aslan's mane.

We are crunching a bit at work these days. It doesn't really feel like crunching to me, though, because I'm working little to no overtime. European work laws....

There is a possibility of meeting up with my darling sis in Amsterdam this spring. You in?

I am sooooo looking forward to being a bride's attendant at the wedding of two of my favorite people next year. And, for that matter, to attending another weddin' or two that are upcoming.

I've been in a really weird mood the last few days.

Aug. 27th, 2009

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Fringe festival

(cross-posted)

Last Wednesday.
Went to Edinburgh for the day, to see Neil Gaiman speak (TOtally worth it, by the whizzle) as part of the Edinburgh Book Festival, and caught a coupla shows courtesy of the Fringe Festival.

Tim: Against All Odds was... odd. It wasn't until five minutes in that I realized that, not only is my ex-boyfriend's name Tim, but one of the two actors looked shockingly like another ex-boyfriend. Sort of a weird headspace from within which to absorb a piece about a man determined to make the name Tim great (seeing as there are "no great heroes named Tim... No President Tim... No Tim on the moon!") against all -- well, you get the idea. The show was cute, and quite often funny, and both actors had great comedic timing. I'm not entirely sure the show's content stood up to the energy they put forth, but ah well.

Saw a show that got started late, by a stand-up comic named Cowards, who billed himself as the Everyman... It was more like the Everycomic. I'd heard almost all his jokes, in one form or another, over the years, and his audience observations also lacked originality. Or maybe I'm just still rolling my eyes over the fact that, on hearing that I was a computer game designer ("....but you're a lady!") he commented that I must have designed the 'shoe-shopping' part of APB.

Little does he know that was totally not my department.

But seriously, ooooo. A joke about women liking shoes. Life on the bleeding edge of social commentary there, mate.

Left that show early (not early enough) and was still late to my next viewing experience -- Bloodbath: The Musical. Catchy title, hey?

Several young actors/tresses who are way too good-looking for their own good, is what I'd like to start with. The male lead, playing Billy Vale (sp?) especially...... good lord. I think that, thanks to him parading around in full police uniform complete with trousers tucked into combat boots and shiny Seventies-style aviators, I may have just developed a cop fetish. YOWZA.

And can I just mention, nubile cheerleaders everywhere? Especially the slightly skinny, gum-chewing brunette with the shiny pantyhose, the Winehouse-esque rise and fall of hair, and the great rack.... Homina homina homina, as more eloquent people than I have put it.

The music: also quite catchy. Despite sound tech issues (inconsistency in volume levels, mostly, which made individual sung lines sometimes difficult to pick out) and my own snobbishness about headset mics in small theatres (for goodness' sakes, learn how to PROJECT, young actor-types! These technicrutches will cripple your talent in the future!) the songs came through pretty nicely, and were for the most part clever and funny, with a good rock sound supplied by a live band just behind the scenery. Some were good enough to make me want to buy the soundtrack, in fact.

The ending left something to be desired -- it should have ended just before the last song (which, as it was just a reprise of an earlier tune, wouldn't have deprived the audience of anything by its absence) instead of trying for shock value. The penultimate (shoulda been the last) number, "The Chair Is Fair" (as in, electric chair) was, in fact, a brilliant little gem, complete with surprisingly polished dance number, and had a denouement that would have been a plenty shocking note on which to end the musical.

Glad I went, in other words.

This past weekend, I bought last-minute tickets to return to Edinburgh on Saturday night. I decided to catch one of the famous late-night stand-up comedy shows -- they last until 3 or 4 in the morning -- despite the fact that I knew this would strand me in the city overnight (there being no trains back to Dundee between 11:30 pm and 9 am or so). Worst comes to worst, I figured, I'd only be killing time ...solo ...in the middle of the night ...in a city with which I was unfamiliar... for four or five hours. ¬_¬;

First show: Marcel Lucont, with a show called Sexual Metro. This was crap. His energy level was half-asleep, as was the audience's. He bills himself/is billed as "France's premier misanthropist and lover" and at least the rampant arrogance was kind of fun sometimes, but I don't actually think he is French. His accent is appalling. Most of the audience spoke French, but he didn't make any jokes or references at all that would indicate that he is French -- it was all a bit 'Allo 'Allo, with jokes and phrases that were very Pepe le Pew: like something an Anglo would assume a Frenchman would think or say. The jokes themselves were at a ratio of about one chuckle per five minutes... maybe.

Straight off after that, dashing across town to see Sammy J and the Forest of Dreams, which got started so late I needn't have bothered to rush. Very fun show, sort of a watered-down Avenue Q -- muppets and adult humor. Some quite amusing moments. The King in particular was hilarious.

Then back to the Underbelly (the venue at which I saw Sexual Metro, not to be confused with the Udderbelly, where Sammy J was) for the Late Show, which was stand-up comedy. Freakin' awesome. Lasted till 3+ a.m.

Wandered to the nearest club, Opium, which was open till 5. Met some chaps there, and ended up hanging out until past noon the next day with them, eating pizza, drinking beer, and singing with one of them who was a rather decent guitar player.

I can think of way worse ways to spend a weekend.


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I've gotta share this exchange, from a friend's Facebook photo:


Dude1: "Someone didn't invite me to their birthday party. I'm hurt, Dude2. Deep. Like, our bromance, it's over."
Dude3: "Oh noes, it's a dudevorce."
Dude2: "It's not a dudevorce, it's a bronulment."
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Aug. 19th, 2009

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06:46 So excited! I am taking my 1st tri to Edinburgh, and it's to see @neilhimself -- Neil Gaiman! -- speak! And catch some of the Fringe. YAY! #

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Jul. 29th, 2009

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Sunset on the Balcony

(cross-posted)

I am sitting on the balcony of my flat.
My feet, bare on the smooth ashy-coloured wood, will get cold at some point. Weather in the summer here is like an endless spring: capricious, moody, mostly chilly, interspersed with the rare blinding sunny afternoons when the lawn in a park looks inviting as an oasis.
I've had a nice long bath, very hot to soothe aching leg muscles. Bless the British and their baths. One of the greatest civilizing influences of our time. That and, of course, tea.

Note to all British readers: despite having lived in Boston lo these many etc, I will never threaten your tea with seawater. I am, however, a fan of parties, up to and including Tea Parties.

The sunset has me holding my breath as though awaiting the climax in an action sequence, all cool purples and pinks with orange limning. It feels like surely, fireworks and cheering are about to burst out for a grand finale. The soundtrack is essential: gulls, of course (more on that later); traffic, from a fairly sizeable road, nearby but across the water - less, however, far less than back home for how close to a city-center area it is. Occasionally a snatch of voice; whisper, laugh, exclamation. A car alarm. Footsteps. Like all sunsets, though, its exit is silent and orderly, gradual as a tide.

It's a small city, Dundee. Fourth largest in Scotland, I think, with a population of around... a quarter of Boston's, maybe? Not sure. Most city amenities, a rep theatre, that sort of thing, plethora of bars-pubs-clubs-etc due to university student population. I know I've only just scratched the surface of places to go. I've made some friends here, good peeps all. I am relentlessly mocked for my Americanisms, and relentlessly mock all my Aussie, Irish and otherwise expatriot friends, and we all (mostly) refrain from relentlessly mocking the Scots because we are aware of our guest status here. :-) I keep far too many late nights. I have found people who like to go dancing, and in my book, that says a great deal about your quality of life. Some people at work and I started a band; we have now met a grand total of twice and I am feeling very positive. I sing karaoke when I can get to it and get bribed with drinks to sing, which is very flattering and only rarely awkward.

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Mmmm, deliciousness. Pardon me, that was a small break to assemble dinner. Sauteed halloumi and shiitake mushroom saute on toasted wheat, with prosciutto. As I said in an IM earlier tonight, "basically bread meat and cheese, which I figure has been good enough for the human race for thousands of years and is still delicious!"

Right. So. Gulls.
An encounter today was utterly typical of my interaction with a percentage of Dundonian seagulls.
Gull,  strutting across sidewalk right in front of me: You lookin' at me?
Me: I am twenty times your size.
Gull: What. WHAT, mofo? You want some of this?
Me, eyeing it warily: ...No.

These things have become the primary scavenger in the area. The pigeons live in fear. They kill other birds. As a base M.O., I do not fuck with several types of Dundonian: a certain kind of drunk pubgoing male and/or chav on the prowl, a Scottish pal looking for a drinking competition, and the local gulls.
Gull: Seriously! I'll cut you!
Me: *scuttles around its personal space*

It's a perfectly nice apartment I'm in, but I'm moving this weekend to another place.

Side note to Dundonian readers: combined housewarming at my new flat -- Realtime Worlders have taken over entire 5th floor, ping me if you're free for a BBQ this Saturday (1st Aug) from 5 pm on. You know you want to.

I'm moving to another place because current flat does not allow cats. Mine are joining me in December (waah, soooo lonnnng, rassen frassen quarantine laws for UK, at least they aren't in a kennel) from the States. It's a whole process getting them here. Also, privacy is good.  At least packing only involves a few suitcases' worth of stuff.

Work's going well. Settling in there, too.

Tell me one thing that has surprised you in the last, oh, three or so weeks.
If you have more than a Tweet's worth of characters, tell me something you don't think I've heard of.
Heck, if you have a minute, sit down, dear, tell me about your day.

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Jun. 29th, 2009

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11:29 I have returned from the Holm! What an amazing time! Discovered that I cannot windsurf, but reaffirmed that I rock at croquet. Yay famblies! #

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Jun. 23rd, 2009

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03:51 Beautiful & sunny! Tonight, train it 2 The Holm to see various family-types! Hooray for life! Jellyfish count: WHOLE LOTTA shakin' goin' on. #

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Jun. 22nd, 2009

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03:52 Jellyfish count: yer MOM. General mood: yer mom's FACE. Send ninjas with espresso. Oh gawd why does it feel so earlyyyyyy #

07:10 The problem with praising engrossing books in ebook format, as put by @thatswedishgirl : "oh yeah, they're real... button clickers?" #

12:22 As promised (so there, Ian!), a photo of my new hair. It is now no longer straight, but still purple. tr.im/plfM #

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Jun. 21st, 2009

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14:14 The honour and reputation of the British male has been redeemed. In related news: rowr. ^__^ #

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Jun. 19th, 2009

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07:18 Been watching True Blood (season 1) -- really liking it so far. #

11:21 Holy CARP y'all. I wish I could share screenshots etc -- have been looking at what APB's art team has been getting up to... IMPRESSIVE. Dag. #

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Jun. 18th, 2009

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04:53 Had one of the WORST dates ever last night. AppALLing. He oughtta be ASHAMED of himself. Only CAPITALS can adequately convey my disapproval. #

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Jun. 17th, 2009

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04:04 feet are incredibly bruised-feeling. Must be from walking more'n I'm used to, and unforgiving cobblestones. Yesterday's jellyfish count: 27! #

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Jun. 16th, 2009

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06:21 Advanced Cat Yodeling tr.im/oE3X Ahhhhh can't breathe laughing too much send ninjas with inhalers #

10:39 Want to know about what I'm working on? The first two APB podcasts are now up. Check them out at: www.youtube.com/user/RealtimeWorlds #

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Jun. 15th, 2009

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13:46 RT (paraphrased) @adammersky : If Obama's life were on Facebook... HILARIOUS. Go read, not too long. www.slate.com/id/2220295/ #

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Jun. 13th, 2009

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17:59 Housemate & I: -watch Dexter-
Her: As they say down South, I could just sop him up with a *biscuit!*
Me: THAT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION EVER! #

05:40 @NathanFillion Vous etes charmant, vous! Je suis heureuse d'entendre que vous aimez Paris. #

05:41 Someone on Facebook just tried via Fbook chat to scam me out of money posing as my boss. O_o;; #

07:50 ATTENTION ARTISTS: If your style includes steam/cyberpunk/magic-realism & you might like to help me design my back tattoo, ping/DM/email me. #

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Jun. 12th, 2009

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21:32 Today in Dundee: Double-decker bus count: 2. Actual official kilt-wearers spotted in their natural habitats: 3. Send smirky ninjas in plaid. #

05:27 Somewhat embarrassed about liking the song Teenagers by MCR quite as much as I do. Video also refs Pink Floyd quite a bit: tr.im/ofKO #

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Jun. 11th, 2009

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14:33 Someone walked into DC Holocaust museum & opened fire; he & a guard were shot, now in hospital. ...Stay classy, bro. D-:< tr.im/o3Ww #

04:11 Jellyfish count: seven! Water very still & dark. Bull's-eye ripple from a gull's take-off spreading in center, like visual haiku, soon gone. #

07:22 I have created a new word: emoth! (EE-moth) Adjective applicable to anything in the vast territory of Emo and Goth cultural overlap. *iSmug* #

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Jun. 10th, 2009

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02:52 GENTLEMEN! Please sound off. Women's shoes: *Never notice 'em *Notice only if clash or are ugly *Should at least match *Must match & be sexy #

11:40 Jellyfish count: 2, far apart and looking lonely. Enthusiastic hailstorm just happened. Instant chorus of sirens. Related? Tonight: karaoke. #

11:55 Ahahahaha I am apparently unable to tell what day it is. Correction: TOMORROW night = karaoke. Tonight: excitement. By which I mean laundry. #

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Jun. 9th, 2009

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17:00 Following the first real-time stand-up comedy show via Twitter. The hashtag is tcgig ...so far it's interesting. #

19:05 Awesome HBS article on Twitter: Men Follow Men, Nobody Tweets: tr.im/nQij (10% of users = 90% of Twitter traffic.) ...I'm an enabler. #

05:16 Jae Ho, the song from Slumdog Millionaire as remixed by (le shudder) the Pussycat Dolls, is.... annoyingly addictive. *sigh* Dignity now -1. #

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